I was just frustrated and caffeine deprived when I sent that note out this morning...

Most of the men I've known weren't particularly obscessed with size. Or, as Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes so aptly put it, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion..."


With the number of emails I get, though, you'd think there was an epidemic of micropenis and that was all men (and women) thought about.