Dear Former Co-workers,
I don't know if the empty desk or Farewell Happy Hour were any indication, but just in case they weren't:
I don't work there anymore.
Part of my not working there means that you can't call me to solve your problems. Also, you can't e-mail me with screenflows or use cases and ask for solutions to sticky issues. In addition, I'm no longer available to meet with your product people over coffee to walk them through the process framework. Speaking of the process framework, that's no longer my responsibility either. Don't ping me with questions about how to structure your technology evaluations or the best way to communicate the results.
Let me reiterate: I AM NO LONGER EMPLOYED AT THAT COMPANY.
If you would like my further collaboration, input or instruction I would be happy to send over a Proposal for Work with my retainer fees as a consultant. Otherwise, unless you are calling to catch-up personally or invite me out to drinks socially, please leave me alone. I enjoyed working with many of you, but I left for a reason.
My pink mohawk and I are thrilled to be out from under the thumb of the corporate behemoth. We have no wish to return.
Thanks!
Dex