How about the poor use of countable & non countables in sentences. Also, the use of present progressive versus present simple.

There is 5 cars in the parking lot. GRRRRRRRR.. I want to jump up and down and tell the person to go back to primary school to learn english.

"Like" ARHGHGHGHHGHGH..I sit beside a young lady at work & every second word is "Like". I'm supposed to be a nice team member & not say anything AHRHRHHGHGHGHHG..

I'm going to go off and kill a few small imaginary creatures..

C