Dear Cat

[Wahine]

Dear evil communal house cat,

I have grown to love you, despite your ornery nature, and my fear that one day you will cuddle me at night and I will wake up sans a kidney. But if you EVER go straight from licking your manhood to licking my face again, I will be forced to kill you.

Love,

notmykink

ROTFLMAO

I lived with a communal house cat like that once.