Dear Flying Squirrels,
I know it's warmer in my bedroom on cool nights and I am a "rodent lady" after all but I wish you would stay outside. I don't like being woken up at all hours to catch you and then have you squeek at me like I am killing you. You are however entertaining my cat who thinks it's enjoyable to just watch his toys come alive and run around the room! So anyway could you cute little squeekers please stay OUTSIDE I have enough animals to take care of..........

Love,

The lady with the socks on her hands