Dear So and So

[Owlie]

...and it turns out the professor is still on vacation. Classes don't start until Monday, but still! I'm starting to think something's up besides vacation, though. Even though he's busy, he's usually very good about answering e-mails and so forth.

DBF--
Why are you calling me to ask where to send the bills? That little tear-off bit has all the information you need! And guess what? We don't need to use our envelopes, because they give you one! Just stick the tear-off bit in the envelope with the check, put a stamp on it and stick it in the mailbox. This isn't rocket science. And every other month, you ask me where to send the rent! Granted, I don't have it memorized either, but it's written on the handy piece of paper they gave us when we signed the lease.

Do you live in a bubble?

Me.
P.S. Thanks for cleaning the apartment, though.