Dear tiny member of the management team. Just because you are 4'11" and have a voice like Minnie Mouse, doesn't mean we all think you're cute as pie. After asking you for the last month what items you would like on our meeting agenda - and telling you it would be finalized yesterday before I went home at 4 - you send me a list of crap late last night, after I've left. Why do you sit on this stuff, then try to make it look like I'm not doing my job? Do you not realize I keep every single email you send, just to cover my butt? You look like a fool.

///she's a tiny thing, maybe no one would notice if I buried her out in the garden......