Since i'm a bit different..there are now 13 days of christmas...

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me........

Thirteen roos a skipping
Twelve days of tail winds for sailing
Eleven woolen jerseys
Ten cogs for shifting
Nine lattes steaming
Eight ice baths melting
Seven lights a-blinking
Six Sports Massages
Five Golden Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!

4 pairs of socks
3 Hammer Gels
2 Gatorskins
... and a tire lever in a baggie ...