Yea!!! We have our song.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve Albino House Snakes
Eleven gnarly royals
Ten racks with heat tape
Nine Dumeril's slithering,
Eight project motleys,
Seven Chondros changing,
Six milksnakes-pretty,

Fiiiive new hatchlingsssssss!

Four sunkissed lav-bloods
Three perfect bloodreds
Two ghost-bloods from Kathy
And a Mexican Black Kingsnake-eeee