Sometimes I have entirely too much time on my hands...

Sing to the tune of the Rolling Stones version of “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg”

I know you wanna draft me,
But I refuse to go that slow
If I have to take the van in to the finish line,
Beer is waitin on me so I don't mind

Ain't too proud to SAG, sweet darlin
They can drive me in baby, come’on and go
Ain't to proud to Van it, baby, baby
I’ll just leave ya, I’m gonna go!

Now I heard a fast pace line,
a piranha pack comin up from behind
But you know I just lost all my will
When they blew by, sucked me back down the hill

Ain't too proud to SAG, sweet darlin
They can drive me in baby, come’on and go
Ain't to proud to Van it, baby, baby
I’ll just leave ya, I’m gonna go!

If I have to wear another teams jersey
just to keep my own from pointin and laughin at me
I will do that, even this I can stand
Cuz I wanna keep my butt comfy any way I can

Ain't too proud to SAG, sweet darlin
They can drive me in baby, come’on and go
Ain't to proud to Van it, baby, baby
I’ll just leave ya, I’m gonna go!

Now I've gotta hill so steep at the height of my route
And the wind is fillin me with doubt
If SAG’n keeps me from hurtin just a little too much
I'm not ashamed to wave down a ride, and jump on the bus

Ain't too proud to SAG, sweet darlin
They can drive me in baby, come’on and go
Ain't to proud to Van it, baby, baby
I’ll just leave ya, I’m gonna go!