Just had to ask: Has anyone ever heard of an incident where a cyclist has kept brake fluid in a bottle, to splash on a car for retaliation??

I hear of cyclists being splashed on purpose with windshield-wiper fluid all the time, but I've never heard of this, and I would expect a story like that to circulate. I stumbled over a bike-hating group on FB, where somebody thought they'd heard their husband's aunt's neighbour's dog say something like this... sounds absolutely ridiculous to me, but I wanted to check.

The rest of the group went ballistic, of course. Them d@mn cyclists!