Sometimes I annoy myself so much. I just hate having to use them. I am not squeamish in general; I've taken care of sick people and sick animals. I euthanized a rat with a hammer after my cat disabled it. I'm not delicate. But I hate Porta Potties.

In the park I'm cycling in these days, real bathrooms are few and far between. They do exist, but I don't like having to alter my route because I'm an idiot.

Somebody tell me something sensible, please.