That's hilarious!As a singer, I am especially humored by this. And also, as a singer, I can tell you that the way a singer is supposed to take a breath is the same as what I was told by a coach to take a breath for cycling. With your stomach, not your lungs. Your stomach should move out when you take in a breath, not your chest.
If you didn't already know that, maybe that'll help you hold your notes even LONGER!![]()