Schnauzer

[kelownagirl]

I thought the TE girls might get a kick out of this one.



My neighbour found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

[Maxxxie]

ROFL!

I just sent this on to my biking buddy who is also a Schnauzer fan. Thanks for the lolz

Max

[bmccasland]

That is just too much!!!!

[TsPoet]

As a dog person and a cyclist - RFLOL!

[abejita]

I love it!!! This is my schnauzer...I want to get hubby a shirt that says 'wanna pet my schnauzer' but he refuses to wear it.

[Zen]

I actually snorted

[abejita]

Of course, it would only be appropriate if he was walking the dog ;-)

[MomOnBike]

mraguirre, is that a Giant? I have a certain affection for that breed, as I used to babysit for a family that raised Giant Schnauzers. They are great dogs.

[abejita]

Yes, he'll be six this summer and is pushing about 90lb. We have a soft spot for schnauzers too!