Russell Crowe challenges columnist to bike duel

**Kalidurga** · 09-03-2009, 07:00 PM

This just showed up in Yahoo! News:

An Australian newspaper mocked Russell Crowe for smoking and shoveling down a fatty meal during a recent bike ride, so the notoriously salty actor set out to prove he is still in gladiator shape — by challenging the paper's gossip columnist to a duel by bicycle.

Crowe, who has been photographed looking slimmer in recent months, was apparently none too pleased by a column published in Sydney's The Daily Telegraph on Tuesday entitled "Smokes and fatty foods the fitness regime for Rusty." The paper mocked Crowe after he was photographed pausing during a recent bike ride with his personal trainer to puff on a cigarette and chow down on three tacos and a soft drink.

In a story published Friday, the paper said Crowe's spokesman called up gossip columnist Annette Sharp the next day and said, "Get on your bike. Russell wants you to go riding with him. Are you ready to die?"

Sharp accepted the challenge and the pair met a dawn for a 12-mile (20-kilometer) ride through the city. Video of the race shows Sharp struggling to keep up while Crowe zooms along unfazed. At one point, Sharp fell off her bike.

Still, Crowe gave Sharp some credit, telling her she was a better biker than Australian director Baz Luhrmann. "You're twice the man Baz is," he said.

Crowe's manager Grant Vandenberg had no comment. "I think everything's been said in the paper," he said.

Love. It.

**tulip** · 09-04-2009, 04:29 AM

We need more bike duels, fewer lawsuits!

**andtckrtoo** · 09-04-2009, 04:57 AM

That's a great story, thanks for posting!! I agree with Tulip - more bike duels, less lawsuits.

**Trekhawk** · 09-04-2009, 04:59 AM

Snort!

I bet they were not expecting that response to their story.

**bmccasland** · 09-04-2009, 06:03 AM

I love it. Bikes! At dawn!

and then on the appointed morning...

... a van from a LBS rolls up, unloads matching bikes for the duel, with all the formal ceremony that some duels were held in the days of yore.

**Trek420** · 09-04-2009, 06:36 AM

I dunno if he has to do this to avoid the Paparazzi but ..... Russell puhleeeze, he's weaving, doesn't signal, at one point he's on the wrong side of the road, and Russell please wear something lighter or brighter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PdUWZXKsxc

**Eden** · 09-04-2009, 06:48 AM

Seriously.... lane splitting - riding on the wrong side of the road- dressed like a ninja.... he's lucky he didn't get run over.

**Trek420** · 09-04-2009, 07:05 AM

And on the sidewalk

Russell, if you're lurking

if you wanna ditch the paparazzi get in the road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K66P_...eature=related

**Kalidurga** · 09-04-2009, 07:08 AM

Here's video of the actual bike duel: http://player.video.news.com.au/dail...DHQabUPex7rjAX

I couldn't watch the whole thing because I'm at work, but it seems like there was more talking than riding. But at least Russell's wearing a light colored vest.

**Eden** · 09-04-2009, 07:10 AM

Of course watching that video makes me want to publish disparaging remarks about his taco habit... I think I could probably kick his butt

**OakLeaf** · 09-04-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Eden

Of course watching that video makes me want to publish disparaging remarks about his taco habit... I think I could probably kick his butt

Yeah! Me too!

now will he meet me at dawn?

**Kalidurga** · 09-04-2009, 07:25 AM

Hey, I love tacos!!

I need to remember to watch that video when I get home tonight.

**buddha_bellies** · 09-04-2009, 08:31 AM

That's too funny. This story made to our local morning news this morning too.

**SadieKate** · 09-04-2009, 09:09 AM

Hey! Tacos made right aren't bad!

Longboard Louie's halibut and cabbage tacos.

La Rosa's carne asada tacos with pico de gallo.

What the heck is wrong with those? Nothing fried, no ranch sauce and bacon or iceberg lettuce.

Try some traditional-style tacos. Those things Taco Bell makes aren't tacos.

**Kalidurga** · 09-04-2009, 09:30 AM

California Tortilla has surprisingly good tacos, for a chain. I've had a few good rides fueled by their fish tacos.

But I still love Taco H-e-l-l, too

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