Back in the day, I had an office at work. So I could close the door when I needed to have a private conversation, or when I needed quiet to concentrate, or when I just wanted to be left alone.

Now I work in a cube farm.

But I don't want to have to inhale the smell of my neighbor's lunch every day. Right now it's making my eyes burn. It doesn't even smell like food.

I can't think because of all the conversations going on around me.

I just want to be left alone so I can get some work done.

If my period gets freaky, I want to be able to call my doctor to discuss it without all of my coworkers overhearing my business.

The guy who invented cubicles should be punished.

Thank you for listening.