Alcohol makes me smarter and more attractive![]()
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Important women's health issue
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Attraction to the same sex
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you
can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
Last edited by Hub; 02-02-2009 at 11:03 AM. Reason: typo
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Alcohol makes me smarter and more attractive![]()
I have found Margarita therapy more effective during the warmer months. So for those in the northern hemisphere, they my want to turn up the thermostat a few degrees.![]()
Beth
This is hilarious!
Thanks for posting.
beer
Just don't mix the beer with the margaritas or you will go immediately to vomiting.![]()
Actually, just beer, and only beer 'cause all the other stuff makes me do just that. Vomiting is not fun. I don't like to do it. A person can only hold so much beer. Especially a nice hearty micro-brew.
And me in Mexico!
Bummer. But maybe don't drink soooo much of the other stuff, and you won't go to vomit!Actually, just beer, and only beer 'cause all the other stuff makes me do just that. Vomiting is not fun. I don't like to do it. A person can only hold so much beer. Especially a nice hearty micro-brew.
I Like beer. Good beer that is, and it is much better in a tropical environment.![]()