If you wear contact lenses, wear gloves when applying capsaicin cream.
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Try & limit them to one or two per post! Funny or not funny..
1-Leaving your glass on a rather wobbly cheap table beside your only laptop is not a good idea. Yes, you can drain the water out but it won't help A cheap keyboard that plugs into the laptop doesn't help much after the fact.
2-Panicking when trying to get into a multi storey car park is not a good idea. That crunch/scrape you hear can be fixed.
If you wear contact lenses, wear gloves when applying capsaicin cream.
Speed comes from what you put behind you. - Judi Ketteler
You can survive putting contacts out of unneutralized H2O2 contact solution into your eyes.
It's not smart drinking 300ml. hard liquor.
It's not smart drinking insubstantially less and topping it off with a couple fags.
Think before buying a bike that "just" fits.
You will get over it.
It's a little secret you didn't know about us women. We're all closet Visigoths.
2008 Roy Hinnen O2 - Selle SMP Glider
2009 Cube Axial WLS - Selle SMP Glider
2007 Gary Fisher HiFi Plus - Specialized Alias
Tattoos ARE permanent!
-that's a good one!
(plus, how come no one tells you that tattoos tend to get blurry over time??)
Hmmm.....ok....
1) alcohol is not my friend and cannot come over for a quick visit, either.
2) I've learned that one can respond to rudeness and lack of manners or lack of common courtesy in a direct but civil way that is usually way more effective than responding in kind with more rudeness.
Both these things took me a couple of decades to figure out. (maybe I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer)
Lisa
My mountain dulcimer network...FOTMD.com...and my mountain dulcimer blog
My personal blog:My blog
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Diaries are not private.
After 40, bumbles don't bounce.
"Well behaved women rarely make history." including me!
http://twoadventures.blogspot.com
There are con men out there. When your gut tells you to RUN. It's usually right. Will save a lot of heart burn in the long run if you actualy listen.
Beth
I will NEVER be a twig, but being burly has its uses and is beautiful too.
Veronica
Last edited by Veronica; 12-08-2008 at 05:48 AM.
They grow up in spite of us.
Karen
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insidious ungovernable cardboard
Just taking it on the cheek is not good, you will hate yourself later. Standing up for yourself might be a bit scary but totally worth it.
When you say something stupid because alcohol someone will be soberer and remember it. If they are your friend they will forgive you.
Amanda
2011 Specialized Epic Comp 29er | Specialized Phenom | "Marie Laveau"
2007 Cannondale Synapse Carbon Road | Selle Italia Lady Gel Flow | "Miranda"
You don't have to be great to get started, but you do have to get started to be great. -Lee J. Colan
- Don't ever buy clothes that will "fit once I lose a few pounds"
Be prepared to take the blame for other people's requests.
Forgive, but don't forget.
archive your email to cover your a$$
It's a little secret you didn't know about us women. We're all closet Visigoths.
2008 Roy Hinnen O2 - Selle SMP Glider
2009 Cube Axial WLS - Selle SMP Glider
2007 Gary Fisher HiFi Plus - Specialized Alias
Life is not black and white. There are lots of shades of grey.
These hips are not going anywhere.
~Change Begins with You~