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Thread: Nair & the Vet

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    Nair & the Vet

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    NAIR & the Veterinarian

    My neighbor discovered that her dog could barely hear so she took it to the
    veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he shaved
    both ears and the dog could hear fine.

    The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from
    recurring, she should go to the drugstore and buy "Nair Hair Remover" and
    rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    The lady goes to the store and gets the "Nair Hair Remover". At the
    register the pharmacist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your
    arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.

    The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The druggist says, "Well, if you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
    couple of days."

    The lady says "Well, I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know,
    I'm using it on my schnauzer."

    The druggist said, "Stay off your bicycle".
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

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    THAT is Funny!!!

    Thanks for the laugh!!!

    Last edited by imdeanna; 07-22-2008 at 07:43 PM.
    DeAnna

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    Nobody gets out alive anyway

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    Schnauzer.

    I like it
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    Snork... I had to read it three times to figure it out, but I got it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geonz View Post
    Snork... I had to read it three times to figure it out, but I got it
    Same here... For a while I was trying to understand why someone that owns a Schnauzer could not cycle...

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    You guys are almost as funny as the joke
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