Sign seen at a Jimmy John's restaurant today:
Let it be known:
The Baggier the Pants
The More Resentful the Kid.
Whatever you do, never force your children to eat food they dislike. They'll show their resentment by wearing really baggy pants. So be good parents. Love your children. Listen to them. [this is all really good advice. -ed.]
But Most Important
Feed them Jimmy John's a much as possible.
That way, their pants will always fit nice and tight.





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