maybe I'm looking a little too comfortable?

[redrhodie]

So, I'm riding downhill on this country road, and I hear a car approaching. The road is really rutty, and the shoulder is construction gravel. Usually at this place, I take the lane, but since this car is on my tail, I politely move right to where there is about an 8" sliver of pavement. The car doesn't pass, but pulls up next to me, and the passenger opens her window, and asks "Do you know where Newport Memorial Cemetary is?"

I'm focused on that sliver of road, but I manage to muster up a "NO!" along with a sideways hairy-eyeball, a look I've mastered from years of living with DBF.

After, I wished I thought to say, "No, why, are you trying to put me there?"