Hey LK - after being off the bike for several years I decided to try and ride it to work! My first foray across the slanted railroad tracks I became a member of the "over the bar" club - and of Course I did it in the bike lane on a busy street so I could be sure LOTS of people saw me! After all, when doing stunts one should Never do them alone in the dark! The saddiest/funniest part of the story? The poor biker that saw me go down and rode over to help me and did Exactly the same thing! Now theres 2 of us down in the bike lane! Oh Lordy it was sad!
Recently: After forgetting to unclip (new clipless pedals that I THought I had practised enough on!) I went down and tore up my knee. First thing I checked was the bike and once it was ok and I was riding again I decided to look at my knee. Needless to say, cleats on a slanted top tube Will scratch the paint. Now I just point Very Proudly to that scratch and say - "oh yeah, thats from when I tore up my knee!". My LBS guys thought it was hilarious that I could immediately tell them what, where, when and how I got a scratch on my bike!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"