Sortation

[SouthernBelle]

I ordered shorts & jersey and am following the progress via tracking number.

Just checked. My package has gone from the sortation center in West VA to the sortation center in Atlanta, basically flying right over me. This package must have been in great need of sortation, or being sortated.

I am concerned that so much sortation will wear out the contents of the package. I realize that sortation is necessary in today's society, a necessary evil, as it were. But I worry that sortitude is corrupting today's youth.

So please step up. Call your congressperson, your alderman, your delivery guy or gal. Speak out against sortitude.

However do not discriminate against the sortationally challenged.

Thank you for your kind attention.

[LBTC]

Susan! That was hilarious!!! Thanks for the morning giggle!

Hugs and sortation friendly butterflies,
~T~