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  1. #1
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    For all you spelling/grammar police...

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    ...you know who you are!!!

    A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling, by Mark Twain:
    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

    Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
    I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

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    ... but we'd lose nuances of derivation. I *hate* it when I've lost my nuances of derivation, almost as much as I hate losing my keys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bouncybouncy View Post

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
    Yes, that's much better!
    I'd rather be swimming...biking...running...and eating cheesecake...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bouncybouncy View Post
    ...Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
    OUCH!

    I think I just hurt something!
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    I love it. Thanks for posting.
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    Ahhhh! Where's my eye-bleach?!

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    Aren't we actually close to being at this point, what with txtspk and l33t?



    Or is that



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    ?

    What's l33t?

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    Yup, I think UR right - even more right than Mr. Clemens. We R ther.

    There's this discussion on my college-tutors list about "is there correct English or not?" and finally somebody brought up the inherent difference between an prescriptive and descriptive approach to language. They're still batting back and forth whether or not asking for "standard" English degrades anybody who didn't grow up speaking it.

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    this is great! I'm gonna go torment my newspaper editor friend with it...
    There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

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    1337, or "leet" is short for 31337, or "elite." It's hax0r05pee|< ("hacker speak").

    n its tru, txt abrvs r ttlly tkng ovr. Vwls? Dnt nd vwls whn thr r prfctl gd cnsnts.

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    OMFG! l337 FTW! H4xx0rz un173!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsune06 View Post
    OMFG! l337 FTW! H4xx0rz un173!
    Oh come on. You're just doing that to make me feel old.



    (Actually, I have most of the abbreviations down pat, after way too much time spent on net forums when I was a student. But not l337.)
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    1ph, u \/\/1|| |3ar|\| 500|\| 3|\|0ugh

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    stop



    I'm too old to understand

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