random thoughts on a ride

[silver]

my boobs are cold....I wonder iif there are boob warmers that I can buy

the wind is blowing my snot sideways...that feels weird

I should invent a snot drain....some type of tubing that drains the snot down to the street

I wonder how Mr. Silver is doing.....he was stressed out last night...I hope he's doing better

I need to wear thicker socks next ride.

I'm tired but I must keep going to add miles to TE's tally.....

Just a wee glimpse into the twisted brain of silver

[crazycanuck]

Boob warmers...hmmmm....I know there are possum bras..hmmm...

My slobber & snot always blow sideways..A snot drain? errmm..ok..
I feel i look like a doggie hanging out a car window with the slobber coming out of its mouth..

I like your thoughts Silver..make sure you beat Mr Silver on your next ride together..emmm..he heee..

What's your BJ name? Silver? I shall find you...

c

[Grog]

On a run on an especially crispy cold day recently I told my running partner 'I wish they made mittens for my lungs'.

'It's called a vest', she replied.

My nearly-absent boobs are fine on rides, but my booty always gets really cold. I don't feel it when I'm on the bike, it's just when I get home that my butt cheeks are ice-cold!!!

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

Typical random thoughts on my ride:


Should have worn the warmer gloves...

That car is going to turn right in front of me, I just know it...yup there they go...

Is it too late yet for eggs at Ralph's Cafe?...

Was that a dead leaf or a dead chipmunk?...

Yeah buddy, why don't you pass me a couple inches CLOSER...

Man I LOVE these wool tights...

What the hell IS that little rattling back there anyway... if I don't get rid of it I'm going to go NUTS ....

This may well be my last ride of the season...

Downhill coming up....here we go...wheeee!

Should have peed before I left Ralph's...

Those girls aren't wearing helmets I wonder if their parents know or care...I can't believe they are swerving all over the road like that...OMG that one's on a cell phone!...

OK 4th hill down, 3 more to go...

I'm not going to beat my time on this ride either...

Should have worn the warmer gloves...

[Bluetree]

Jaan Kirsipuu.

Kirsipuu. Kir-SEE-poo. Kir-sey-POOH.

Jaaaannnnnn Kirsipu. Kirsipooooooo. Kirsipoo. KIIIIRRRR-si-puu.


(I was watching the 2003 tour before I left this morning. I just liked the way Phil Liggett pronounced his name.)

[annie]

To warm your boobs ---

1. Put on sports bra.
2. Put chemical hand or toe warmer into thin sock.
3. Place sock with warmer into bra.
4. Warmer AND bigger boobs. All set to ride. ;-)

Thoughts while riding:

How cool to be riding in January!
If I ride today, I can eat. Yay!
My car is sitting at home. I love that.
Applause for being pre-menopausal - my hands and toes are NOT freezing.
I COULD be hiking instead......

[Veronica]

Jaan Kirsipuu.

During DMD last year it was Danilo DiLuca that I kept repeating.

V.

[Bluetree]

During DMD last year it was Danilo DiLuca that I kept repeating.

V.

Great V... now I know my mantra for tomorrow's ride!

Daniloooooo Deluuuca'sss... booobs.....

[silver]

What's your BJ name? Silver? I shall find you...

c

hehe, dirty mind

yeppers, it's silver, I'm at 50 miles total now.

[silver]

I'm going to try a higher cut sport bra tomorrow. I didn't think it would matter since it was the first layer of 4 layers. But some of the hand warmers would be nice!!!

[7rider]

During DMD last year it was Danilo DiLuca that I kept repeating.

V.

Mine it the big German, himself...Jan Ullrich.
As in (doing my best PL imitation): "The Big German has popped!" only I substitute "The Big Pole has popped! There she goes...off the back!"

[Bad JuJu]

My random thoughts while riding:

Brrr, I'm freezing
Nice day, though
Ooh, my back is tight
Hands are starting to warm up
Sally, slow down--I'm huffing and puffing over here
Ooh, a bunny
Mmm, back feels looser
Oh yeah, you're a big strong man because you startled a lone woman on a bike with your half-ton of steel--coward!
Ooh, tailwind

Usually these thoughts are interspersed with strains of song--and it's usually the most inane thing there is, like "yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy," or something equally barf-inducing. Where does this stuff come from?

[light_sabe_r]

random thoughts while riding...

What would happen if that bastard attaking women on the bikeways is on the lookout for me on my way in today... Maybe I'd use my bike as a sheild... Maybe even throw it at him... (If you're unsure what I'm talking about here Us brissie women are under threat, See the sexual predator thread in AUSTRALIA)
BLACK CAT!!!!!
dead ringtail... GEEZ that smells!
I wish I had of ridden the roadie today... This hill keeps getting harder
I should really give the bike a wash! (A thought that occurs OFTEN)
I really should put some more kilometres in...
WOOHOO! Old cleveland road in PEAK HOUR!!!! C'mon! 38kph!!! 38phkm!!! nup... 32 will do it today...
Why can't the roadworks guys put those damn signs between the footpath and the gutter rather than in the damn BIKELANE!
DAMN BUSSES!!!!!

This was a 4km ride mind you... :P My mind races at the best of times.

[Duck on Wheels]

my boobs are cold....I wonder iif there are boob warmers that I can buy

How about these? http://www.aakamilitary.com/aclima_b...r_wool_bra.cfm

[lph]

erk, my shoulder hurts
whee - hill!
damn, getouttamyway you're there EVERY morning and STILL look surprised when I pling at you
whee! - over 40 kmph!!
oooooup, hard to turn at 40 +, and yep, there's a truck pulling out
check - brakes are good, studded tires are good
hmmm, check the banners at IKEA, yup, slight headwind
click-clickety-click - I have to change this gear shifter soon
I like this song - stand up and pedal!
and good morning to you bundled up guy I pass every morning
erk, my shoulder hurts
.. start over...