I can't drink alcohol and ride a bike either - my legs go all wobbly and weak.
Funny thing is I can dance (we're talking energetic, Jane Fonda aerobic dancing here!) forever, and I can rock climb after having a few drinks. My arms and legs are a bit wobbly, but I don't really care
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett