
Originally Posted by
malkin
As for sizing, I just pretend the letters mean something else:
L for Lovely
M for aMazing (or Monstrous depending on how the sizes run and if it fits or not)
XL that fits after you have lost weight might mean that item is for a person who is Ex-Large (i.e. formerly large)
Late to this one. I came across a lovely and very expensive series of designer dresses in one shop labeled like this 
S - Smashing
M - Marvellous
L - Luscious
XL - Extra Luscious 
I've always wondered why manufacturers even want to alienate a whole bunch of women by telling them they're "large", given that the beauty ideal for women has been attached to "small and dainty" for hundreds of years. Why not just size clothes by numbers that state something that can be measured? You're not going to alienate anyone by telling them they need a pair of pants with a hip circumference of x inches or a top that fits a bust of y inches - either it fits or it doesn't, no need to mix in relative judgements like large and small. (Which all go out the window if you're shopping in a country where the population is sized differently anyway.)
Winter riding is much less about badassery and much more about bundle-uppery. - malkin
1995 Kona Cinder Cone commuterFrankenbike/Selle Italia SLR Lady Gel Flow
2008 white Nakamura Summit Custom mtb/Terry Falcon X
2000 Schwinn Fastback Comp road bike/Specialized Jett