Have We Done It?

[Flybye]

Have we managed to exhaust every topic imaginable this winter as we look out our windows and hope for spring? Is there anything else that we can discuss? I am BORED - someone come up with something. Quick.

Scabs?
Fishing?
Carpet?
Gotees?

HELP!!!!

[Veronica]

I had a nice salmon fillet for dinner, with new potatoes.

V.

[KnottedYet]

My carpet is yucky cheap apartment-complex pearly gray stuff.

I had some yummy chicken with sweet potato breading.

Bagless Hoovers are a booger to clean out. I kind of miss my Kenmore with the highly wasteful disposable bags.

[madscot13]

EKGs and their essential error- I can't read them.

[makbike]

I'm counting the days until my spring break. It won't be long and I can't wait. Just one more week of classes.

[Aggie_Ama]

We bought a new vacuum last night and I was actually excited to use it. Hoover Windtunnel but I sure wish ol' tightwad would have let me get the Dyson.

DH won't let me have a cat, so every cat in the neighborhood comes to rub on my legs when I am outside.

I wish there was a way to dry jeans without the racket of the buttons hitting the dryer.

[Jolt]

EKGs and their essential error- I can't read them.

Try looking at an EKG to determine whether a patient is having ischemia when said patient has a ventricular pacemaker--let's just say thank goodness for cardiac enzymes!!

[Zen]

--let's just say thank goodness for cardiac enzymes!!

I say that all the time.

[crazycanuck]

Umm if your animal could speak..what would it say?

For example..Yukon often pouts if we don't spend endless hours throwing or catching the ball with her..so I guess she'd say "harumph you evil humans..excuse me!"

or whilst @ the doggie beach..."snort..snort..*breathe*..mmmfrrpfh..i got this stupid ball in me mouth and you want me to breathe too " "oh man, did you have to throw the ball so far out.."

[bmccasland]

Saw little white woodland violets yesterday. A whole patch of them. I resisted the urge to pick a little boquet since I was a long way from home and my little violet vase.

[OakLeaf]

Some wasps have set up housekeeping in the ottomans in our porch furniture. They're not aggressive and happy to share their home with my feet right now, but I worry about what's going to happen when we have to bring the furniture into the garage for the summer/hurricane season.

[7rider]

Umm if your animal could speak..what would it say?

"I want head rubs....I want food....and I want it NOW!!!"

[SlowButSteady]

I cut my left thumb uncorking a bottle of wine last night. Because my husband was yelling at me. I simply can't be yelled at and operate a complex piece of machinery like a corkscrew at the same time.

It's still bleeding and to add to the confusion, my dog Earl cracked a toenail while birdwatching this morning and now I can't tell whose blood I keep finding on the floor--mine or Earl's.

And I need a tetanus shot.

Good enough excuse to drink the rest of the bottle of wine.

[Flybye]

Why is it so difficult for the cashier to take off the save $2.00 now sticker off of the item she scanned? Does she think that I can now not only put all of my groceries on the belt, run my own credit card, load my own groceries into my cart, take my own groceries to my car, bring the cart back AND now REMEMBER the coupons??? What's next? When do I start stocking shelves?

and

I am glad for Sunday - the unwind day.

[Mr. Bloom]

A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can anything that he can
But, a canner can't can a can, can he?

Makes sense, right?

From the tombstone of Effie Mae Robinson, aged 23:

Come blooming youths as you pass by
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so must you be.
Prepare for death and follow me.

Someone added to this:

To follow you, I am not content.
How do I know which way you went?