Dear Cat

[Catrin]

Dear Rory-

You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.

ROFL, he didn't want to get wet when you squirted him

[snapdragen]

Dear Rory-

You know we are always telling you to get off the table or squirting you with water when you don't listen.

What ever possessed you to crawl under the tablecloth? (The pictures are out of order, and he was on the far side of the table from the camera before he came out from underneath.

Smart kitty!!

[Maye]

Dear Rio De Janeiro (cat's full name :-)),
Why you keep waking me up with a long, creepy mooooaaaaah every morning??!! What do you want from me?
Sincerely,
Sleepy Head

[marni]

he or she is playing with your mind .

Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

marni

marni

[indysteel]

Dear Izzy: Now we know that you and your brother love to drink out of the big measuring cup, so we got you your own because the more water you drink the better. But the fact that you see this one as something to play in does not bode well for its longevity. Mommy did not like cleaning up water all over the floor this morning or trying to dry you off while you attacked me. And I really didn't like having to throw the water outside because you left a spider cricket in it. You're a pistol; you know that?

[Maye]

he or she is playing with your mind .

Alternatively he/she could be implying that if you don't get up and feed them, right now this very instant, you will die.

Tuxs' favorite wake up routine is position his head against my face so that his bounteous whiskers go right up my nose. His alternative is to sit on the corner of my pillow in library lion position and just stare, and not with lovingly squinted eyes either.

marni

marni

Marni, just thinking about your cats whiskers inside the nose, makes my nose itch!

Oh the stare! yes, they are saying: wake up now or you will die, LOL.

[Maye]

Since I do not have a cat... allow me to share another video clip that had me laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M

"Cat articulates his existence". Except for the narrator lacking a real French accent, it is perfect.

So funny!! But poor French kittie!

[Norse]

Dear Lucy:

I know that you like to help mommy with her work-outs, but laying on my back when I am trying to do the plank position is just not very helpful.

[Breella]

Dear Fat Cat,

I'm sorry I scared you earlier today. Pouncing on me while I'm cleaning is a bad idea, I didn't mean to scream.

Sincerely the lady on the floor.

[katluvr]

Dear Cats,
All of you that joined me on the bed when you hear the sound of the very upset cat on the video I was watching. It was just a video and not of your siblings re being tortured!

Sincerely you momma whom must be so bored she is watching cat videos on You Tube!

[owlice]

Dear Big Cat,

I don't know whether it was you or the tall child Henri le chat noir was channeling, but he's clearly got one or both of you pegged.

The woman who feeds you

[Jiffer]

Dear Kitty Pie,

I'll turn on the kitchen and bath faucet for you to drink from forever and always. Why you won't drink from a dish or bowl I don't know, but if fresh running water is what you require, fresh running water is what you will get.

You are amazing and perfect and the most bestest kitty ever and I LOVE YOU WAY TOO MUCH!!!!

Mommy

[Owlie]

Dear cat:

I left you alone for 20 minutes so that I could get dinner. That is not the same thing as abandoning you in the box by the side of the highway. So stop acting like I betrayed your trust. Goodness knows what Monday will look like...

[skhill]

Dear outside kitty,

I'm really sorry I didn't see you there until my dog lunged and cornered you. Glad you know how to take care of yourself-- Stella walked away with bloody nose and forehead. I'm afraid you didn't cure her of going after cats, but I'll keep a closer eye on her.

[Owlie]

Dear cat:

A couple of things:
1) Thank you so much for sticking your paws in my cereal this morning. I assure you that it's perfectly safe for me to eat, but it is not kitty food. You're lactose-intolerant, and there's a reason I feed you low-grain food. You should also note that I don't stick my hands in your food while you're eating, and at least wash them!

2) The reason I keep accidentally kicking you is that you somehow manage to get underfoot. While it's sweet that you like following me around, it would be rather nice if you could stay more than six inches from me. Also, please stop hanging out in the bathroom doorway when the lights are out. A black kitty in a dark room is an accident waiting to happen!

Love,
Me.