Poop? Pitch? Oakum? Sounds like one of those radio quizzes - "in what profession will you find the following terms?". I hope you were talking about boats (or are they called ships, or yachts, or water vessels?) If not, I don't want to hear any more.
Baseball over biking? Never! I agreed to go to this game a few weeks ago, and now looking at tomorrow's weather report do kinda regret it. I'll just have to drink beer and eat garlic fries all afternoon.