I was thinking this might go in the crazy drivers section, but I decided to put it here.

I'm hoping I'm not the only complete retard to ever do this

I got home a few weeks ago from my Saturday morning ride, we'd left out at 6 and did a good 40 miles. Anyway I get in the driveway and open the garage door, and in between my thoughts of the fantastic breakfast I'm going to eat, i notice my dog has decided to take a dump on my neighbors driveway. So my mind wanders from breakfast to having to pick up after the pooch. Needless to say I forget that my 4 month old Trek is still in the bike rack on the roof. You can obviously figure out where this is going

Anyway, I wasn't going too fast thankfully but managed to knock the rack loose on the car as the bike hit the garage. The best bit was the order of priority of damage checking:

BIKE (fine except the front tire needing to be trued) - RACK (fine except for 1 FUBAR'D tray wheel clip) - CAR (1 small dent in roof and 2 decent scratches....nothing a little touch up paint didn't handle).

My b/f comes out like "did you just do what I think you did" Since the Trek was ok, I could laugh.

Am I the only one?