Yup, got the DPITA. but fer once in my life I'd like to have gorgeous hotties yearning after me. Never had that. Always had to chase and charm.

Sigh, poor Knot, never the popular one...

<wipes away a tear>

DPITA is 15 years older than me, and has younger and older gorgeous hotties popping out of the woodwork ALL THE TIME. It's amazing! We counted one day, and she had 4 serious flirts and 1 "silently and obviously checking out her butt" in one afternoon. Chickies follow her around in the grocery store and chat her up in the checkout line!

I wanna get me some of that...


Edit: I should send DPITA a copy of that pic. "hurry home, honey!"