Go Floyd Go!!!!

[snapdragen]

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[jeannierides]

Floyd rocks!! Wooohooo! What a race this is!

LMAO Snap...

[snapdragen]

I sure like this guy, have for awhile; for a very bizarre reason: he reminds me of an old friend of mine. The only difference was Joby has dark brown hair. Otherwise, appearance, personality, off center sense of humor - it's my friend Joby disguised as a bike racer.

More Floydisms:

Floyd Landis grinds coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Floyd Landis lives in San Diego.

While urinating, Floyd Landis is easily capable of welding titanium.

The latest edition of Webster's Dictionary defines "victim" as "one who has encountered Floyd Landis".

Floyd Landis doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

It takes Floyd Landis 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Floyd Landis has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Floyd Landis once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills--they made him blink.

Floyd Landis played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

When Floyd Landis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Floyd Landis has never had to pay taxes--ever.

Floyd Landis can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Police label anyone attacking Floyd Landis as a Code 45-11, a suicide.

Contrary to popular belief, France is not a democracy, it is a Floydtatorship.

Floyd Landis recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Floyd Landis pajamas.

Floyd Landis once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

When Floyd Landis does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Floyd Landis does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Landis tank until Floyd decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him.

Floyd Landis does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Floyd Landis was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Floyd Landis brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Floyd Landis doesn't play the lottery--it doesn't have enough balls.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Floyd Landis.

They once made a Floyd Landis toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh't from anybody.

[Kalidurga]

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Great article, snapdragen, thank you for posting it!

Prophetic quote from one of Landis' former teammates, Will Geoghagen: "Get Floyd emotionally involved and there's no way he'll back down. He will go until his heart literally explodes" (from Lance Armstrong's War by Daniel Coyle). The guy has had this ride in him from the first time he picked up a bike. I think the best way for Floyd to finish out this Tour would be to cross the finish line in Paris doing a wheelie, just like he did in one of his first mountain bike rides. Now that would be badass!

[KnottedYet]

I'm just stunned that he's doing all this with avascular necrosis in his femoral head! I mean, jeez louise! The joint capsule, all those muscles, they are wrapped around a hunk of dead bone! And what that dead bone/dead synovial lining must be doing to his hip socket with every pedal stroke just makes me cringe!

Amazing!

and I love his attitude. I so badly want him to win. And I worry how he'll do with the hip replacement.

[mimitabby]

I think the best way for Floyd to finish out this Tour would be to cross the finish line in Paris doing a wheelie, just like he did in one of his first mountain bike rides. Now that would be badass!

God, that would be great, wouldn't it!!

and his parents in their mennonite clothes holding a little white sign that says
We support Floyd Landis !!!

gotta love it.

and some of my relatives look like elves too.

[ChainsOflove]

Alright you guys, I have to tell somebody this.

On the Thurs nite before the tour I was driving home from work and NPR announced about Ulrich and Ivan B. getting thrown out, and at first, I SHREIKED in horror, NO! NO! IT CAN"T BE!!! NOT my IVAN!!!

Then when I calmed down I said to myself one word: "FLOYD".


I shoulda entered the contest. Of course no one will believe me, but I really did call this one!