This is great- on my second to last patient, I cut my thumb pretty badly opening a bottle that didn't open right- so sharp metal shards all over...After I had it bandaged, (bored at work) I spent about 15 minutes with a red marker and an alcohol wipe perfecting my fake blood poisoning. I tried it out on my boss, to no effect, since he is too busy, but when the radiologist who was there when I slashed it open came by, man did I get him! He's like, Oh, that doesn't look good...Let me see it! But I couldn't hold back anymore, I started laughing. He goes "You guys are going to be talking about this for years, now, right?"