Biking chick, very funny. If only because i love to read and even used to study for college while walking to class and work. I would step off the curb and stumble occasionally, but was more of a threat to myself. Even now, my kids will ask me things on purpose, like "can i light the house on fire to improve visibility?" And I agree bike paths are for bikers; I don't like it when i get glared at because a dog has to be controlled or someone has to move over. But at least they are on foot instead of trying to run me off the road with a car...