Dear You know who you are,
I don't know why you thought you had to be such an @$$ at the ride the other day. Generally when someone says good morning or speaks to you the polite thing is to respond in kind. Don't say you were tired, you were speaking to everyone else quite coherently. And yeah, after the first slight it felt sooooo good for this fat @$$ on a hybrid to pass your SEVEN a 20+ mph even if it were only for a few moments. I don't know what crawled up yours but I didn't know guys could get ragtime!
I know I left breakfast ahead of the rest of the group, (knew none of you would be riding with me anyways) but did you REALLY have to take the SHORTCUT to pass me so I wouldn't beat you all to the next gathering point?? I was soooo close. That's ok! I got the best revenge, I FINISHED MY CENTURY and all you got was 41 miles because you didn't even finish the full ride much less ride the 25 miles to and from.
I hope you're in a better mood next time I see you and BTW, I don't forget a slight.. You really don't want to PIZZ me off anymore... you don't want to see me angry, I can be a real NIGHTMARE!