Dear new sister-in-law,

I am so glad that you thought your "fit" little self could beat the fat sister-in-law at riding bikes. What really beat me down was the fact that after a mile and a half, you had to stop and get off your bike. Then there's the 8 miles in an hour and 20 minutes. HELLO!!!! (I now know how my coaches used to feel when they would have to slow down to 15 mph ). Next time dear sister-in-law, don't judge a person because they are fat. Remember how your fat sister-in-law smoked you when you encouraged her to ride at her normal pace. By the way, your 'fat' husband (not fat, all muscle) losing weight (no longer working out) is going to get him killed when he is out arresting some punk. Hope you enjoy his money while you can.