I'll be rooting for either Dumb or Dumber (Floyd or Dave Z). Floyd because he's gotta make his move at some point, and the TT would be a dramatic time to do it. Dave Z because, well, just because he's "the most aerodynamic man in the peloton" and it's a beautiful thing to watch him pedal.

Want a non-Schmalz laugh? Give a listen to DZ's Jack Nicholson-type delivery as he discusses mullets: Dave Zabriskie Podcast. If you can't do a podcast, click on the tiny link labeled Gabcast! Inside My Mind #4, then click on Play.