Dear UPS Driver,

Why did you put in the tracking information for my Titus Racer-X mountain bike that was due to be delivered this past Friday that "recipient was not available to sign for package, will try again Monday"? My husband was at home all day! Did you perhaps want to start your fourth of July holiday a bit early? The bike was one hour away from my house at the UPS distribution center at 2 pm on Thursday, so why oh why do I have to wait until Monday to get it?

Don't you know how women get when we are awaiting the delivery of a bike?? And are pre-menstrual to boot?!

Sincerely,
An anxious customer

P.S. Don't let this happen again.