Saw this on Craig's list and had enough of a chuckle that I thought I'd share:

Fabulous established pompous grass free to you.

We are trying to make room in our yard, to do that we are giving away our recently trimmed low (to make it easy for transport) fabulous pompous grass plant. It is at least 15 years old, is large and very healthy.


It will also tick off all of your other landscape with its attitude.......