Dear So and So

[snapdragen]

Dear bike clothing manufacturers,

See that picture just up there? You need to make snap a jersey with that on it.

Oh Yeah!!!!

[crazycanuck]

Dear kangaroo,

Thank you for passing in front of me quickly on the trail...It was nice to see you today & i hope to cross paths again. As i've said before, i don't mind the non poisonous australian wildlife....!!!

Dear bike,

Thank you for handling so well.

c

[Brandy]

Dear firemen of HBFD Station #4,

Thanks for the ride home this morning when I flatted in front of your station and despite my best efforts to fix the flat, my bike just didn't feel right.

Love,

The girl in purple

[DrBee]

Dear Yard-sale shoppers,

Thank you for being friendly and not running me over as I weaved my way through all of your cars at the gazillion yardsales in town this morning. Some of you even said "hi" and smiled.

Thanks for that!

Gratefully,
girl that tries to be highly visible so as to not get run over by people looking at yards and not the road.

[betagirl]

Dear bowels,

You're acting funny the past week. It's probably something I ate, but....KNOCK IT OFF. You may think you're going to flare up on me, but that's just not an option. I'm still working on that organ exchange with someone to replace you. I hear someone is shopping around for a new pancreas. Watch it.

Me

[Lise]

Dear Gastro-intestinal system,

Thank you for calming yourself down. That was quite a wild ride this weekend. Shall we agree to NOT do that again anytime soon?

Thanks, ever so much,

THE REST OF YOUR BODY

(PS: losing 4# was nice. giving me back my appetite so I'll surely gain it right back, not so nice. )

[PAP103]

Dear Manager,

There is no need to talk to me like I'm a 7 year old. If I make mistakes on my report, you do not need to circle them in red and then show them to me. Also, please make a note that more detailed reports and longer meetings do not get the work done any faster.

You do not have to get defensive if you've made a mistake. Nobody wants your job - thats why you have it. So PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE get back in your #$%$# office and let me do my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards,
Your humbe employee

PS: My bike is on my car and my biking clothes are here in my office - a couple of more hours and I'll be outta here like a flash!

[Nanci]

Dear Betagirl,

I'm probably going to have nightmares due to you and your monkeys.

Disturbedly,

Nanci