Dear New York Style Garlic Pita Chips,
Please stop finding your way into my mouth!
Love,
I'veeatenwaytoomanyofyou!
Dear New York Style Garlic Pita Chips,
Please stop finding your way into my mouth!
Love,
I'veeatenwaytoomanyofyou!
Dear Fellow Drivers,
Thank you for stopping to allow the family of jaywalking geese to cross the road. My faith in humanity and drivers was restored for a short time.
And thank you geese for crossing when I had the red, and making it to the other side by the time my light had changed to green.