I feel bad about this, but when I was a kid, I tricked another kid into eating a rabbit turd by saying it was a Cocoa Puff.

I don't think I ever ate dirt, though. I did throw a mudball at the neighbor's sheets, and got in a sh*tload of trouble.

Being a kid was fun.

Ate a lot of snow. And raw macaroni. And bread balls. (Recipe- cut the crusts off spongy white bread, roll into a ball, eat).

Outside, I ate clover and buds and flowers, as well as the usual garden/tree robbing. I liked to pretend I wa a deer.