Dear So and So

[Tater]

Dear Ms Coughing Co-worker:

I finally got Mr. Runny Nose on the other side of me shipped off to Tater-land. Could you please join him? You are more than loud enough to drown out Mr. Runny Nose so she won't hear him.

If you can't move, try seeing a doctor. While you're there, ask him or her to check your hearing. Your conversations can be heard through solid walls and doors, and they really aren't all that interesting and dreadfully ruined the Beethoven on the radio.

SK

Dear Allergy Fairies,
Could you please ignore SadieKate's request to send Ms. Coughy to my area? See, the Tater-cube is nice and quiet now and I would really rather it stay that way!
Thanks so much,
The Silent Spud

[Nanci]

Dear New Programable Thermostat,

Thank you for working (as in turning the AC on!) after I installed you. I was worried because one wire didn't match up, and one slot was left empty, and I didn't know if I had a "heat pump" or not. I do not know what a heat pump is. But all seems to be well, at least until I need the furnace!

Nanci

[Nanci]

Dear God,

I had this idea. Wouldn't it be cool if we could move trees around just by pushing them? I could move the huge ones to where they could shade my house better. I could move the really pretty ones in the back 40 closer. I could move them all away when a hurricane came through, instead of sleeping in the part of the house that wouldn't get crushed if one fell. I could fill out the bare sections of fence line, so I wouldn't have to look at the neighbors or the road. Just an idea, please take it into consideration.

Thanks,

Nanci

[Trek420]

Dear Nanci,

What I had in mind when I placed the trees where they are is that you put the *house* where the huge ones are so they can shade you better. And you could put the *house* 40' closer to the pretty ones in the back.

Sorry about the hurricanes. Could you prune the big branches? Don't prune the fig though oops.

Or how about this: for all that you do for my animals, I'll just try to keep the branches off you when you sleep

Feel free to fill out the bare sections of fence line though. I don't like to look at your neighbors or the road either.

Thanks,

G**

[Nanci]

Dear Kimmyt,

There must be _something_(s) you are good at! Please elaborate!

Nanci

[LL_Super_D]

Dear "Everything Happens For a Reason",

Last week was truly awful and this week is feeling just as difficult. I understand that time and patience reveals all, but I would really appreciate things getting better soon, especially if I don't get to know the reason just yet. Thank you.

[LL_Super_D]

Deat kimmyt,

I agree with Nanci. I'm sure there must be a bunch of things that you're good at!