OK is it rude to say that that is hilarious......well Im an Aussie and we are not know for our good manners so hey THAT IS HILARIOUS. Honest though I am glad you are ok. Hold on to that mate she sounds like a good one.

I think a nice cup of tea does sound in order perhaps with a little dash of something . Oh thats right not suppose to give a head injury patient any of the hard stuff so I may just have to add that dash to my brew for you.

Rest up.