Dear So and So

[Dianyla]

Dear Jesus,

I saw your picture this week on JOTW and I was thinking maybe you should try Weight Watchers?


-Dianyla

[Nanci]

Dear Jesus,

I'm thankful that in between people trying to die on me, or peeing giant puddles the second they stood up, or wanting to show me their imaginary free-range chihuahua, or kids throwing tape balls at the radiologist and scaring him, I had time to look at engrish.com and JOTW and _still_ had time to view the baby eagles and cheer on Lil-let.

Love,

Nanci

[betagirl]

Dear Mother Nature, Zeus/Jupiter, Thor, Yu-Tzu, Tlaloc and any other rain god I may have missed,

Please take the day off on Saturday, May 13th between the hours of 7am and 7pm.

You deserve a break today.

[Brandy]

Dear girl with the really cute little yorkie,

While you're busy yapping on your cell phone, your tiny dog on 15 feet of leash is blocking the bike path and made four of us stop and wait for you to grab a clue. Don't you have a cute little purse to carry him in?

[Brandy]

Dear squirrel,

Thank you for being fast enough for me not to hit you on the bike path. In the future, please don't stop right in front of my bike and act like you're there to stay, though.

Love,
me

[betagirl]

Dear girl with the really cute little yorkie...Don't you have a cute little purse to carry him in?

lmao!!

[betagirl]

Dear President Bush

My phone conversations aren't that interesting....really.

[maillotpois]

Dear President Bush

My phone conversations aren't that interesting....really.

Dear President Bush:

Um. Actually, mine are!