Quote Originally Posted by SadieKate
Would "buzzard bits" be clearer?
Ummmm...maybe if you rode somewhere where there were buzzards. That'd be like calling the American bison a "buffalo". Not quite right. But I'm sure you know that.

(note: if this were anyone other than SadieKate, I wouldn't make such a snotty remark.)

Eagles are largely scavengers, too. How about "eagle chow"? Eagles have a better reputation than TVs, even though they often hang out together (goldens and TVs). It just sounds more classy.