Dear So and So

[nuthatch]

(I'm bumping this as I'm having a particularly difficult time with dog and cat hair, polar fleece, and the demands of my new job.)

Dear Polartech People (Malden Mills),

Can you please make some polar fleece that sheds rather than attracts and holds for its lifetime the yellow dog hair and white cat hair that pervades my home? I am tired of looking like the abominable fur woman and having to carry around one of the masking tape roller things.

Hear, hear!!! I've got so many coats and blankets that are half dog.