Dear So and So

[maillotpois]

This is pretty cool! Taking up from Ju-Ju's talking to body parts theme....

Dear Lungs:

I know you guys think I am expecting too much, but why do you have to be filled with gunk and make me sound like I have the SARS all the time? Some dude actually felt that he had to move his family away from me in the theater when we saw Ice Age 2. I feel like Typhoid Mary. How do you explain that you're not "sick" but your lungs are just rebelling? I guess you don't, you just let Mr. Howard Huges of Marin fear that he may have contracted avian flu.

Seriously, I know I've neglected you and really expected a lot out of you, and I've probably had asthma for a while and haven't done anything about it, but I'm working on it - inhalers, nose squirters, whatever you want I'll get it. I'll work with you here. We'll go to that weirdly named allergist doctor dude - you'll love him. Just let me get to the top of a climb without wheezing.

[DrBee]

Dear Bike Manufacturers,

Could you please have mercy on or girly bits and put quality stock saddles on your bikes with cushioning in all the right places? Happy girly bits make happy girls and happy SOs and happy people tend to spend more money.

Gratefully,
Fishdr