I'm with someone else here on the board that said if they ever got a speeding ticket on their bike they'd frame it! Heck I'd even go to traffic school for that!! Compare chainring tatts and bad biker girl stories with all the other ingrates! LOL
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"